Commonly Overhead at Graham's House

"Let's pet the kitty* nice, like this. Kitties don't like to be kicked."
"That's Shop Cat food, not Graham food."
"Let's not play with the stereo speaker wire, please."
"Ouch. Pulling hair hurts Mommy."
"Where're you going, Graham?"
"That's Mommy's coffee. Thank you."
"Chicken is for eating, like this; not for throwing."
"Please give that [any number of things, particularly paper] to me, Graham."
"That's yucky. Please let me have that [any number of things, particularly paper] (as Mommy fishes it out of Graham's mouth)."
"Those are Daddy's glasses. Thank you."
"Graham, please don't pull Daddy's beard."
"How'd you get outside?"
"I know that cupboard is fun to play in, but let's play in this one instead."
"Thanks... thanks for splashing real big."
"It's naptime, Graham. Graham, it's naptime. It's NAPTIME."

But also lots of...
"Peekaboo!"
"Yay for Graham"
"Where are you, Graham? [almost always to be found in his room reading books]"
"Thank you for sharing your paci [or cheerios, crackers, bananas, plastic frog, etc.] with Mommy (as he shoves it into my mouth...)"
"Thank you for the big wet kiss."
"I Love you, Graham"
"Mommy Loves You; Mommy Loves Graham."


*No, Craig has not finally given in and let Anissa get a kitty... Shop Cat is a stray that has adopted the camp. He was supposed to live in the Maintenance Shed - thus his name; but has instead made our back porch his home. Might have something to do with the fact that I feed him every morning ;).